Pretty Tumblr Themes

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

kidshade:

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kidshade:

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sleepvevo:

trying to look cool in front of your crush

sleepvevo:

trying to look cool in front of your crush

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight

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lameborghini:


my throne

lameborghini:

my throne

deaderidan:


brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS
TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE
GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS

TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE

GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

  • Band: *names song after part of the chorus*
  • Fall Out Boy: *names song after the entire chorus*
  • Panic! At the Disco: haha we don't know either

kingloptr:

I REBLOGGED THIS ON NEW YEARS’ LAST YEAR AND ALL MY SENPAIS HAVE NOTICED ME

snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios