IF ONLY IT WERE THIS EASY.Every gay person needs to watch this movie
*tells every gay person to watch this movie*
*doesn’t say what movie it is*
(G.B.F. or Gay Best Friend)
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….
Out of all of them, these 2 were the ones that I felt had the most passion. Anyone else ship these two?!
mom: your room is dirty
THANK YOU JENNI HERD
who wore it better
WATCHING FROZEN FOR THE FIRST TIME ANNA AND HANS ARE SO CUTE OMFG
YOU KNEW. YOU ALL KNEW YOU BASTARDS. FUCKING HANS.
Just a friendly reminder from your favorite cartoon friends to eat!
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance
The difference between abuse & neglect and genuine love for a child that may be trans.