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isthisnamefree:

jpgay:

do u think when some girls sneeze their tampons like come out 

that would be bloody annoying

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

Me as a child: when I'm 16 I'll be out partying every night
Me now: *comes out of my room to eat, go to the bathroom, and go to school*


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