Pretty Tumblr Themes
hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real

frankensteins-fangirl:

Very fucking frustrating

neptunain:

I don’t know what happened here and I am afraid

neptunain:

I don’t know what happened here and I am afraid

aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine